March 2012
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breathingthelifebackintolove:
There is no one in this world I respect more than Patrick Stump. The way people have treated his career post FOB has been absolutely heartbreaking. I still wish I had been able to see him live in October, and I really wish I had had a chance to meet him. He is one of the main reasons I decided to become a recording engineer and what I read on his blog was absolutely...
February 2012
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Older Brother: NEAWWRRRRRR WHOOSSHHH BONGGGGGG NYANYANYANYANYA--
Me: Connor what the fuck are you doing
Older Brother: Oh sorry. Sometimes I forget what I'm doing and my brain kind of shuts off so I make random noises.
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Anonymous asked: u srs audrey
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I had a little bit of a breakdown today. I just sat on my bed and bawled. I’m doing better now, but the underlying reasons why I was so upset can’t be fixed immediately.
I don’t know why i’m saying this. But what has been making me the most upset lately is the fact that, I know, someday I will die. It is going to happen, and when It does, I might not even know it....
Anonymous asked: i want to marry you
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Anonymous asked: Well, I am no ordinary anon. I do know that breaking bread is a universal sign of peace.
Anonymous asked: That is indeed quite sad. I do enjoy poppies very much, and I could only imagine how tasty they must be. One bushel of wheat will produce 73 one-pound loaves of bread.
Anonymous asked: I simply thought that an intelligent young lady such as yourself would enjoy the glorious food that is bread. You may call me Wonderbread. Assuming a sandwich was eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, it would take 168 days to eat the amount of bread produced from one bushel of wheat. A family of four could live 10 years off the bread produced by one acre of wheat.
Anonymous asked: I like sourdough. An average slice of packaged bread contains only 1 gram of fat and 75 to 80 calories.
Anonymous asked: Each American consumes, on average, 53 pounds of bread per year.
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Anonymous asked: It takes 9 seconds for a combine to harvest enough wheat to make about 70 loaves of bread.
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gleeperformances:
Cough Syrup
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crystalmeowth:
I SCREAMED
Dude. The kid fainted, had a television screen smash into him and his face at full force, with a filled bookshelf go down with it. He doesn’t make a noise, and everything goes still; there are no movements. It’s funny until you really see what happens. He’s probably dead. Worse enough, some people know this and still think it’s funny. You die,...
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Darren: Hey, where's my line in the script?
Ryan: Shuuu, just sing.
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God there are just some people that I’m not even following that I feel the urge to unfollow.
There should be a “You’re an idiot” button next to the “Follow” button. Really.
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on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
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Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?guacamolepeep69 then sign up as ''guacamolepeep69'' and view premium inbox
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Every fucking time.
I don’t even know why, but EVERY TIME I’m doing shit on the internet, I catch myself making a major duckface. Like, the fuck?
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evarren:
telling myself that it’s ok that carson didn’t get out
because chris did
Oh god I’m legitimately crying why are you doing this to me
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Okay, I know how people who like klaine get a lot of hate, and I feel like whenever I talk about glee, people don’t take me seriously.
But here’s the thing. I’m afraid of what will happen if Klaine breaks up.
Not afraid of what will happen on the show; I’m afraid for the people who idolize the couple, who klaine gives hope to.
Because you have this miserable boy, who is...
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So, the winner of the giveaway...
The winner was not determined by the amount of times they reblogged, it was just determined by the fact that they participated, were patient, seem quite nice, and followed me (which, as I said, gave extra karma points.)
jenninikole, congrats!
I will message you with the details, and remember, I pay for the shipping, regardless of your location.
To everyone who participated, thank you, and...
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Glee stuff giveaway ends soon!
Instructions on how to enter and other detaily stuff here:
http://guacamolepeep.tumblr.com/post/16804463731/so
At roughly 10pm PST (4 hours and 15 minutes, about), I will pick the winner. Best of luck! Don’t worry, if you won, I’ll tag you and message you.
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Darren Criss and Chris Colfer, ladies and...
Darren: There's nothing more badass than being yourself.
Chris: There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in.
Darren: Be nice to people because nobody likes an asshole.
Chris: When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.
Darren: That which makes you different is what makes you strong. Whether you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur; I don't care
Chris: I've tried being other people, and myself suits me best.
Darren: Don't let anybody tell you that you can't do what you're doing. Because the only person that's gonna stop you from doing what you want, is you.
Chris: Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen to yourself, either, because yourself will try to bring you down even more so than anyone else. As long as you just put all your energy into one thing, it can happen.
Darren: Clearly this wasn't very planned, but neither are half of the things in my life.
Chris: If you truly own who you are, no one can ever use you against you.
Both: It gets better.
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